The Spanish Translator Machine has struck again...

Carmen came into my study this morning laughing about the latest bulletin from her Catholic church. The English version has: 'Welcome Fr. John Hoover, a priest from our Diocese...'

Using the Spanish Translator program, the Spanish version comes out: 'La Aspiradora bienvenida del Padre John...'

Or, to translate the translation, 'The Vacuum Cleaner welcomes Father John...'

Verna's Bean will be duly awarded.