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Can a shy, retiring teacher from the big city find true happiness in the small town of Wilkesboro NC, which even the locals call "Moonshine Capital of the World."

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Monday, March 31, 2008

998 posts, 999 posts ...

... if you combine all of my posts on Sententiae and all of my posts here on Not Mayberry I have written 999 posts since I started. Which means this very post is..

MY ONE THOUSANDTH POST!!



and you thought Meghan was the drama queen.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Road to Iberia, III ....

... our first day in Lisbon. We slept in until 9:30 which felt glorious. Went down for breakfast which had scrambled eggs, tons of bacon, cereal, fruit, toast, yogurt, juice, several types of coffee, and croissants. Met up with the Sobrinos and talked for awhile catching up. Since it was overcast and slightly rainy we decided to stay in Lisbon and go down to the old sections by the river Tagus.

When we finally got underway and walked down to the metro - very clean and modern. Took it down to Plaixa Chiado got off and when we popped up - there was a bronze statue of Fernando Pessoa, the only modern Portuguese writer I know anything about, thanks to the Wilkes County Library. The statue was on the sidewalk, just as if he were setting at his favorite cafe. Next I saw a statue of the poet Chiado, and later a statue to a sixteenth century writer up at the old castle. Rather than generals and politicians the Portuguese erect statues to their writers. A good start to getting to know Portugal.

We walked uphill from there, figuring that uphill would be the way to go to find the Castelo de Sao Jorge. On our way we found the O Se - the Cathedral. It was poor and rundown looking from the outside, and inside more Romanesque that Gothic or Baroque. It has a certain impressiveness for all that, or rather, perhaps because of the lack of glitter and splash.

Trudged further uphill in the mist and cold rain and found the Castelo de Sao Jorge. It was a lot of fun walking the walls and going in and out of towers. From the walls you can look directly down into the yards and rooms of the houses on the street that circles the castelo.

On the way down the slope we stopped at a pasteleria for a much needed snack and an even more needed rest. The waiter looked like Paul Gaughin. Then back down through the old port area where we passed by a huge triumphal arch through which we could see the back end of King Somebody or Other's horse. The king was wearing a hugely ostentatious helmet with outrageous plumes. But by then it was raining so hard that we had to duck under the arcades surrounding the plaze.

When we got back to the hotel we both took a nap and then talked to the Sobrinos for awhile. Then went out to a Chinese Portuguese restaurant. A good first day. I think I understand why I like Lisbon so much: it is a modest city of considerable historical interest and charm that does not bustle the way New York does. Work goes on apace, but as we noticed this evening, by 6 pm the buses and subways are no longer packed with commuters. Yet it does not seem to be a siesta type of place.

Other than the castle, my favorite thing today was the statue of Pessoa; Carmen's the old fashioned street cars that are still in use in the older sections of town.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Just a dancin' fool ...

... at least this aquatic mammal is, not me. This one's for Meghan.

Monday, March 24, 2008

The road to Iberia, II ...

... from the little Lisbon airport we caught a cab to our hotel, the Olissippo Marques de Sa. When we checked in the desk clerk was highly amused to tell us our second room was occupied - Joey and Emily had actually pulled themselves out of the Lagos fleshpots to arrive an hour or two before we did.

Later that evening we went for a longish walk around the area and then found a Portuguese restaurant to eat at. It seemed to be a fairly modest little neighborhood place but the food was delicious. I had something called bitoque which is a steak with a fried egg on it. Very good. Carmen had salmon and it was the best I have ever tasted. Also tried the local brew, something called Super Bock. Also very good, especially for the price.

Got back to our hotel, plug in my CPAP machine, and collapsed. A good start to our trip.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

The Road to Iberia, part I ...

The night before we were to leave Carmen and I went off to buy a nice piece of rolling luggage at the local Kohl's. It is a silver color not matched by anyone else's luggage so it is easy to spot as the carousel whirls around. Then we went to Radio Shack so I could get a plug adapter for my CPAP machine (I can tell a distinct difference if I do not use it every night). The manager of the store when he heard we were going to Portugal immediately said "Oh, are you going on a mission trip?" He was the second guy to say that to Carmen. Tells you something about the community we live in.

We got up early the next morning for what would be the only difficult day of our trip. At first things looked good. We got to Charlotte Airport without any of the usual traffic jams on the interstate, and our flight left promptly on time - which since it was US Air was quite a surprise.

Bad weather, or rather the antiquated and underfunded air traffic control system of this country, kept us in the Dulles International Airport for an extra three hours. The place was packed with travelers and we were exhausted already when we got on the plane. People got on, dinners were passed out almost immediately, eaten immediately, and trash collected immediately. Then everyone went to sleep as soon as the lights were dimmed. There was little chit-chat and little reading.

The next day, after 5 or 6 hours in the air we were at Heathrow Airport, or Gorminghast International as I like to think of it. The place is like a small city built up over centuries, a little bit at a time, with several of the architects being at least as mad as Prince Ludwig. We rode in a shuttle for about 5 full minutes, going between buildings, around buildings, and under buildings, to get to our terminal.

When we got there we continued our journey through an incredible maze of flimsy temporary corridors until we came to the desk handling TAP, Portuguese Airlines. There was one lone woman trying to handle all of the passengers who had arrived late and needed a new flight - but she seemed to keep her spirits up and get the job done.

I think she was Italian.

She was handling accounts for several small airlines like TAP Portugal. One was Uzbekistan Airlines - I didn't even know that the Uzbeks even had an airline.

But, we made it on the plane, the Portuguese crew was very nice, professional, and oh so stylish. Within a few hours we were in Lisbon.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Ode to a Portuguese cab driver ....

I am going to post some of my journal entries about our trip to Portugal and Spain, and as I so often do, I will start at the end and get around to the beginning when I feel like it.

Our last day in Portugal was beautiful, which was fortunate since it was the day of the great Lisbon marathon. There were lots of German and French speakers in the breakfast room wearing their bright red marathon togs. As soon as I walked out on to the sidewalk a cab pulled up.

We took off through streets that were partly deserted because it was Sunday. The cabbie turned out to speak good English and we had a pleasant conversation with him about Lisbon and things Portuguese before we reached the Airport.

When we got their and he presented me with the tab, a little over 7 euros, I gave him a 10 euro bill and told him to keep the change. He seemed genuinely puzzled and asked "You don't need it?"

I love the Portuguese. Would that all cab drivers around the world were like that.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

We made it back from Iberia ...

... very late last night, or very early this morning. The return flight was much easier than the flight out which left us setting in Dulles Airport for about 3 or 4 extra hours due to weather (read antiquated and underfunded air traffic control). Once we got to Lisbon we had a great time. Spent a lot of time with the two Sobrinos, visited Sevilla and Corduba, and took several long bus trips and a short train trip. Spain still has a wonderfully functioning railway system, unlike certain poorly developed countries like, say, the United States.

Anyway, we are back. One of the cats at least has developed the nasty habit of missing the kitty-box and hitting the futon as a means of expressing her disgust at our neglect. Sounds like Mosby - she is the more complex and devious of the two. Ben simply yells at us for a few days. The little lummox was rescued from the doggie hostel and is happy to be home.

So are we. Though I miss Lisbon and Sevilla.

Monday, March 10, 2008

We are in Lisbon! With the whole famn damily...

... At the moment we are setting in the common room of the Olissippo Marques de Sa hotel talking and blogging after a great breakfast. We went for a longish walk last night and ate at a nice restaurant - lots of fun. I like the Portuguese and Lisbon. Don't understand much Portuguese and they seem to prefer trying to speak English to Spanish. More later.

Friday, March 07, 2008

And if that weren't scary enough another nut ...

... came by our house last night. It was about 11:30 and all the lights were out when I heard the little lummox going bonkers barking and growling at something. I walked up to the front of the house to see what he was doing but as soon as I opened his little gate to the room formerly known as the family room he went charging past me to attack the front door. I tried to grab him, but he popped out of his collar and attacked the door again.

So I picked him up and carried him back to his room. He was mad.

Came back trough the house and saw Carmen walk to the the door - someone was pounding on it. Carmen opened the door (note to self: remind Carmen not to do that again) and there was a tall middle-aged lady demanding to know if this was Richard Wilson's residence (or some similar name). She was staring right at Carmen.

When she saw me walk up in my fluffy robe, she did a double take and seemed to realize that she was at the wrong house. Without embarrassment or apology she muttered something about knowing now where he lived and she turned and walked off.

Interesting possibilities occur as to what the back story was here. Was Carmen 'the other woman?' Was this a case of premature dementia? We'll never know.

At least she didn't have a gun, as far as we know.

A man with a gun stalked through campus ...

.... on Monday, according to a report made to the police. This happened about 3:45. At about 4:45 I received an official e-mail to this effect from campus security. They did not seem unduly alarmed.

Then, when I left to go over to the Boone Saloon for Tapas at 5:30 the cleaning ladies told me we were under a lock-down. I walked on out, so a few students walking around talking on their cell phones, and walked on over to the Saloon. Did not see a uniform anywhere.

Hmm. False alarm, I thought to myself.

Well, no. This was Appstate's idea of a lock-down. Later I leaned that they did manage to lock up the kids in the library and in their dorms, two hours after the first report. And then for those students who came onto campus not being aware of the 'situation' - well, they were prevented from entering any of the buildings so they just had to wander around campus, wondering if they would be shot.

Later it became clear that the whole thing was a hoax. Appstate Security seemed to understand this and not take the danger very seriously, but then our town cops swung into action in the finest Barney Fife tradition that North Carolina is so proud of and insisted that the whole campus be shut down, classes cancelled, and the bejeezus scared out of everyone.

Me? I don't feel much safer knowing these guys are in charge.