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Can a shy, retiring teacher from the big city find true happiness in the small town of Wilkesboro NC, which even the locals call "Moonshine Capital of the World."

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Anactoria called it right! ....

... In response to my post about the awfulness of the trailer of an Americanized movie version of "The Dark is Rising" she said:

They've taken away everything that made the story good and the movie promises to be a huge flop. :(


Carmen told me with a certain amount of malicious glee to check out the Rotten Tomatoes reviews of it. They're brutal. It only earned a 16% rating. The Cream of the Crop critics only gave it 12%. Here's a sampling of the reviews:

It communicates almost no sense of its own identity; everything seems borrowed and tired.

Screenwriter John Hodge strips Cooper's story of its details and charm, reducing it to a kind of characterless, elemental video game -- an apocalyptic scavenger hunt.

And our favorite, proving that Carmen's instincts were absolutely right (well, they usually are):


Remember hearing that the early studio inclination with Harry [Potter] was to Americanize him? This tedious, plodding, thoroughly unmagical movie could well be what that Hollywood Harry might have been.


So there.



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1 Comments:

Blogger Elliot said...

Ouch.

12:05 PM  

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