Our local politicians ....

... are what gives Wilkes Co (and most of the rural south) a bad name.

One of our country commissioners told another one that "only deadbeats use the library."

Yep. Once you have a subscription of "Guns and Ammo" and your copy of Going Rogue, what else do you need?

Needless to say, he's a Republican, and of course, a fine upstanding Christian.

I think I am going to teach young Mr Miggs how to say "you ignorant peckerwood." I am sure his Mother will thank me.