Gee, and I was worried about how much beer I drank....
.... until I read this in The Week magazine.
Just 10 percent of beer drinkers consume 43 percent of all beer sold. These 'core' beer drinkers average nearly a gallon of beer a day.
I'm feeling more sober by the minute. In fact, I think I'll go have a beer* to celebrate.
*I only drink over-priced artisanal beer hand crafted by liederhosen clad elves speaking medieval German with Mexican accents in deep dark caves in the Appalachians. Cuts down on consumption.
.... until I read this in The Week magazine.
Just 10 percent of beer drinkers consume 43 percent of all beer sold. These 'core' beer drinkers average nearly a gallon of beer a day.
I'm feeling more sober by the minute. In fact, I think I'll go have a beer* to celebrate.
*I only drink over-priced artisanal beer hand crafted by liederhosen clad elves speaking medieval German with Mexican accents in deep dark caves in the Appalachians. Cuts down on consumption.
posted by Clemens | 12:10 PM
3 Comments:
That's funny - I kind of thought you were an "any kind that is available" type of beer drinker.
Yes, but I wanted to go for the comic effect. And spoof Joey a bit.
And there ARE some beers I would never drink. I just can't remember what they are.
Oh well.
You sound as disappointed as Winston Churchill about inches from the floor up . . . .
At least you know how many gallons you have to consume in order to achieve top place.
- greek god
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