My brother the Confederate Nut...

... is a character I have mentioned once or twice on Not Mayberry and elsewhere in Blogland. Just to prove he is real, click here, look at the ad for a new mouse pad and enlarge the picture. The Confederate Nut is standing there impersonating General Finegan Olustee, first officer on the right. He's the one with a white beard looking like .... "What?"

As you can see, there is absolutely NO resemblance to Oscar here.